ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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