I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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