i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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