"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review