So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my phone needs a breathalizer
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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