I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
A bitchslap is in order.