carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.