I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I FOUND THE LEGS
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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