i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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