Come see our sink grown plant.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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