Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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