we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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