Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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