they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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