I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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