I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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