is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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