she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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