It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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