More tranny stories later!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I need a hoe opinion
go on
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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