i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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