I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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