You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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