I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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