Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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