we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
