Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I'm sobbing to NWA
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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