Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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