Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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