porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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