real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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