Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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