What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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