you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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