I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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