That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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