I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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