Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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