I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
she looked like the before picture.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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