Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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