genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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