The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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