Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Actions speak louder than pants.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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