Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge