Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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