she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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