Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I touched a dick in church today
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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