When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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