she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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