the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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