We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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