did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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