He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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