when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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