I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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