Having a random hookup so left but love u
I don't think brook has ever known best
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
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did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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