I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
